Auf der Heimreise meines letzten Urlaubs wurde mir langweilig, da dachte ich mir folgendes aus. Versucht alle Anspielungen bezüglich diverser Eelssongs herauszufinden. War ziemlich amüsant dies zu verfassen, probierts auch mal.  


On a saturday morning, when I was on my way back home from Susan's House, I stumbled on a daisy through concrete. Jennifer Eccles (my beloved monster) and me realised that maybe it was time to live. Suddenly two Jehova's Witness, looking like some dog faced boys, came up and shouted, "Somebody Loves You!". My beautiful freak and me thought, "Well, that's not really funny!", and told them to go back to Nowheresville.
Later we took a spin through the neighborhood and realised that this world of shit was full of bus stop boxers, fuckers and sad clowns, riding on their 3 speeds. After I told Jennifer some stories about my Manchester Girl, she, who rocked my world, left and I realised I would ever be a lone wolf.
I started to cry, people were looking out of their window with a blue hat on, and found out that there would never be the good old days. It felt like 16 tons of wooden nickels fell down on me and I got the impression that this rotten world was full of dirty girls. After the only thing I cared about got away, my descent into madness started.
I needed some sleep and dreamed of teenage witches, friendly ghosts and my dead sister Liz, laying on the bathroom floor. I was counting numbered days to my own death. With my soul full of agony, I was really not feeling good. Everybody knew these were rock hard times for me.
A few weeks later, on a beautiful morning when I was watching a movie with Grace Kelly, finally my old friend Jeannie visited me. I opened the door and immediately got that fresh feeling of love of the loveless again. It was her, that I missed in the end. She said, "If I was your girlfriend, I would be very happy!". I was really feeling mighty fine and thought, "Goddamm right, it's a beautiful day!".

Sehr schön gemacht Herr Screamdevil