One day an Italian soldier and a Greek prisoner of war were debating who had the superior culture.

The Greek says: "We have the Parthenon"

The Italian says: "We have the Coliseum"

The Greek says: "We had great Mathematicians"

The Italian says: "We had the Roman Empire"

and so on and so on

and then the Greek says: "We invented sex"

The Italian says: "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women"